On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Is it wine?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Is it champagne?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," the boy answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What is it?" she said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"A puppy!"